- ap student: hey im going to my ap class
- ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
- ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
- ap student: AP
- ap student: listen to me
- ap student: look at me
- ap student: AP
- ap student: IM SMART
- ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
- ap student: ap
- mother: you need to stop playing the sims.
- me: ah fweegah fwaa boobasnot cayoo dis wompf es fredesche
I want to get my shit together and turn my life around but I also want to die
blazin’ wings from bww were made by satan
either that or you’re a pussy. we still love you
